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Alexander
it’s a sex swing that you sit in and normally it has little harnesses to spread the chicks legs
7:16pmJoe
wow...so what you just swing the person back and forth and run into them with your cock
7:17pmAlexander
or there is the one where its a two person sex swing and you both sit around and swing in the air while you fuck
ahahaha
yeah
7:17pmJoe
wow...learn somethin new every day..
had no idea this even existed..
7:18pmAlexander
yeah you know people have this kinda shit in their house and i just have no fucking clue how they hang em up to support people fucking and swinging
7:18pmJoe
haha
yea thats an awkward installation job
so we need these two beams reinforced..
because we're installing a sex swing and..
we're thinking the swing should go any direction 360 deg
i mean u dont want sex swing to get boring your know
back and forth is so passé...
7:21pmAlexander
oh yeah you need to have every possible option of movement
7:21pmJoe
i just had the best idea for a theme park
FUCKpark
7:21pmAlexander
got to keep it fresh
really go on
7:21pmJoe
every ride requires two people and is set up to be able to fuck each other
imagine the puns you could milk out of that
or dont even fuckin play around just name the rides accordingly
ferris wheel FUCK
7:22pmAlexander
the merry go fuck
7:22pmMe
hahahaha
dude that would totally sell
we should patent that idea
sex themed amusement park
7:23pmAlexander
down
7:23pmJoe
dont even have to do anything with it just patent it and as soon as some asshole tries to make it we'll like gimme my monEEEEEY
7:27pmAlexander
but yeah man work on some more rides then bring the ideas together then we can do a poor mans patent

(8:24:58 PM) alika124: Im suprised your not the guspacho
(8:25:05 PM) alika124: ... wait thats cold soup
(8:25:09 PM) SenselessJoe: hahahaha
(8:25:24 PM) SenselessJoe: thats a good play on a phrase tho..
(8:25:54 PM) alika124: yeah i just never really understood ice cold soup
(8:26:10 PM) alika124: ... its like W...T...F?!
(8:26:19 PM) SenselessJoe: me either man thats a fuckin sacrilege
(8:27:09 PM) alika124: right
(8:27:32 PM) alika124: its like pour that shit down you drawls mother fucker cause i aint eatin it
(8:28:05 PM) SenselessJoe: ill ice down my swollen feet it in but i aint eatin da shit!
(8:28:35 PM) alika124: thats the soup of satan
(8:28:46 PM) alika124: cause he automatically warms it up in his mouth
(8:28:56 PM) SenselessJoe: agreed, guspacho is the devils soup
(8:29:59 PM) alika124: but anyway whats the deal cause i am hungry as well
(8:31:30 PM) alika124: so if your not im going to conjure thineself some food
(8:31:41 PM) alika124: but if you are well then so be it
(8:32:06 PM) SenselessJoe: no i already ate just head to my house after u do
(8:32:18 PM) SenselessJoe: im gonna shower right now..
(8:32:29 PM) SenselessJoe: in preparation for your hot bod
(8:32:29 PM) alika124: okie dokey
(8:33:03 PM) alika124: no my bod is cold right now
(8:33:18 PM) SenselessJoe: LIKE DUSPACHO THE DEVILS SOUP!?!
(8:33:22 PM) SenselessJoe: GUSPACHO8
(8:33:31 PM) SenselessJoe: FUCK! GUSPACHO*
(8:33:41 PM) alika124: douchpacho
(8:33:49 PM) alika124: douchepacho
(8:33:56 PM) SenselessJoe: that sounds like an ottor pop flavor
(8:34:01 PM) alika124: hahaha
(8:34:31 PM) alika124: anyway yeah ill be over at some point
(8:34:34 PM) SenselessJoe: altough not a favorite among tasters id imagine
(8:34:50 PM) SenselessJoe: who knows though maybe douche tastes ok
(8:35:01 PM) SenselessJoe: like not terrible just not a lot of flavor like mushrooms
(8:35:10 PM) alika124: cleaned out vag and ass... are YOU really saying this right now
(8:35:19 PM) SenselessJoe: well no, not a used douche
(8:35:24 PM) SenselessJoe: pre packacged
(8:35:29 PM) SenselessJoe: packaged*
(8:35:30 PM) alika124: oh i see
(8:35:51 PM) SenselessJoe: no way man burn that shit as soon as its released from that evil fish cave
(8:36:11 PM) alika124: asian market
(8:36:46 PM) alika124: actually thats my new code word for vagina now asian market
(8:37:01 PM) alika124: hey joe check out thats chicks asian market
(8:37:19 PM) alika124: yes in effect as of now
(8:38:55 PM) SenselessJoe: NICE totally using that tonight
(8:39:10 PM) SenselessJoe: aight im gonna shower.
(8:39:12 PM) SenselessJoe: see u in a bit

(8:26:49 PM) SenselessJoe: sup
(8:27:10 PM) alika124: nuthin just talking to john
(8:27:16 PM) SenselessJoe: sweet
(8:27:51 PM) alika124: yeah talkin bout the bbq
(8:28:01 PM) SenselessJoe: oh yea..
(8:28:11 PM) alika124: yeah
(8:28:32 PM) SenselessJoe: cool. i just spent the last 10 min trying to move something with my mind
(8:28:51 PM) alika124: right on
(8:28:54 PM) alika124: fuck yeah
(8:29:01 PM) SenselessJoe: didnt work..
(8:29:08 PM) SenselessJoe: and i dont have enough patience to keep trying
(8:29:14 PM) SenselessJoe: woulda been rad tho
(8:29:34 PM) alika124: i used to spend like 15-20 trying to throw a fireball
(8:29:44 PM) alika124: but that was like in high school
(8:29:53 PM) SenselessJoe: haha.
(8:30:38 PM) SenselessJoe: i mean you have to believe it i think to even feel like it could work..
(8:30:45 PM) SenselessJoe: otherwise its just a battle in your mind
(8:30:59 PM) SenselessJoe: like all i was thinking was this is bullshit
(8:31:02 PM) SenselessJoe: i cant do this
(8:31:06 PM) SenselessJoe: why am i doing this
(8:31:32 PM) alika124: yeah see i believe i can throw a fireball even to this day
(8:32:07 PM) SenselessJoe: well i mean thats true in the sense you can increase your body temp..
(8:32:18 PM) SenselessJoe: to a specific part like your hand
(8:32:21 PM) alika124: i just think i would need to meditate every day for a few more years before its even remotely attemptible
(8:32:23 PM) SenselessJoe: how would you manifest fire
(8:32:51 PM) alika124: by using reiki and chi transfer
(8:33:12 PM) alika124: its like that old asian man who can light shit on fire with his hands
(8:33:27 PM) SenselessJoe: that'd be a useful tool for surviving off the land
(8:33:43 PM) SenselessJoe: sweet caught a fish lemme just cook that with MYSELF
(8:34:11 PM) alika124: ahaha yeah exactly
(8:34:34 PM) alika124: thats why i still want to try but i just dont have the time and dedication
(8:34:44 PM) SenselessJoe: yea...
(8:36:11 PM) SenselessJoe: yea like i just put in 10 min on that kinesis shit and im like fuck this
(8:36:19 PM) SenselessJoe: id rather make rice krispie treats
(8:36:35 PM) SenselessJoe: at least then my effort is rewarded
(8:36:38 PM) SenselessJoe: with treats
(8:38:55 PM) SenselessJoe: although im pretty sure i can just think about taking a shit for a min or two and id make me have to poo...
(8:39:02 PM) SenselessJoe: cuz i know thats happened before
(8:39:19 PM) alika124: wow i wish i had that power
(8:39:27 PM) alika124: i would totally be regular
(8:39:40 PM) SenselessJoe: like ive went from no feeling of bowl movement to just instant have to shit
(8:40:03 PM) SenselessJoe: just thinking it but not intentionally in an attempt to control my body
(8:40:20 PM) SenselessJoe: the connection was just pure
(8:40:36 PM) SenselessJoe: if you can somehow harness that into kinesis i think id be possible
(8:41:10 PM) alika124: yeah just the things ive seen monks do im pretty sure its possible
(8:41:21 PM) alika124: i think theyve just never tried it or
(8:41:31 PM) alika124: ya know its super secret
(8:41:51 PM) SenselessJoe: like what have you seen
(8:42:35 PM) alika124: oh you know, the basics
(8:42:51 PM) alika124: channeling heat from meditation
(8:43:22 PM) alika124: holding a bowl on their stomach while they have like 5 guys try to pull it off
(8:43:31 PM) alika124: breaking metal rods on their heads
(8:43:56 PM) alika124: and lighting shit on fire with their hands
(8:44:18 PM) SenselessJoe: what if inside the temple the secret to opening up your mind to kinesis and other abilities was from masturbating an unimaginable amount of times throughout the day
(8:44:51 PM) alika124: would of already breached that secret
(8:45:15 PM) SenselessJoe: the monks are like well once you climax over 100 times in one day it opens a channel in your mind which allows for paranormal abilities to be learned
(8:45:33 PM) SenselessJoe: hahaha
(8:45:54 PM) alika124: ... i might try that though i might also die from dehydration
(8:45:57 PM) SenselessJoe: your dick is hamburger after a marathon of mashing to that extent
(8:46:17 PM) SenselessJoe: i wonder if you could even feel your dick after something like that
(8:46:35 PM) SenselessJoe: like ive jerked more than once in a day and im like fuck me...why
(8:46:50 PM) SenselessJoe: feels like a boxer just beat the shit outta it
(8:47:36 PM) alika124: wow you need to finese the weiner joe
(8:47:50 PM) alika124: cant just bash it with a fist
(8:48:06 PM) SenselessJoe: well i usually just smash my boner up against a cold hard surface...
(8:48:12 PM) SenselessJoe: isnt that how your supposed to nut
(8:48:24 PM) alika124: yes actually and the harder the better
(8:48:26 PM) SenselessJoe: something like a fridge works really well
(8:48:34 PM) SenselessJoe: or an iron
(8:48:43 PM) alika124: wait wait
(8:48:50 PM) SenselessJoe: not while its on
(8:49:08 PM) alika124: you are slamming it in the fride door right your not just closing the door on it and fucking the molding
(8:49:24 PM) alika124: cause that would be wrong
(8:50:07 PM) SenselessJoe: neight, i just stand straight up on the falt side of the fridge and bone it
(8:50:19 PM) SenselessJoe: neither*
(8:50:25 PM) SenselessJoe: flat*
(8:50:32 PM) alika124: oh i guess that works too
(8:50:44 PM) SenselessJoe: yea it kinda hurts the tip at first but you'll get used to it
(8:50:49 PM) alika124: normally your supposed to slam it in the fridge door over and over again
(8:51:15 PM) SenselessJoe: ill have to try that next time...
(8:51:35 PM) alika124: hahaha how rad would that be if you were justing standing in the kitchen naked
(8:52:00 PM) alika124: slamming your dick in the fridge door while your parents walk in and see you
(8:52:10 PM) SenselessJoe: im not sure rad is what id call that
(8:52:20 PM) alika124: ooohhh im cumming
(8:52:24 PM) SenselessJoe: haha
(8:52:34 PM) alika124: ahhhh i cant sop cumming it feels sooo good
(8:52:38 PM) SenselessJoe: they walk in as i cum all over the juicy juice bottle
(8:53:54 PM) SenselessJoe: uhhh UHHHHOOOOO
(8:54:55 PM) SenselessJoe: im slamming the door harder and faster to exaggerate the climax
(8:55:23 PM) alika124: hahahaha
(8:55:46 PM) alika124: just bottles of shit just falling off the door and breaking
(8:56:10 PM) alika124: wow make a video of this
(8:57:13 PM) SenselessJoe: hahaha
(8:57:22 PM) SenselessJoe: im down
(8:59:22 PM) alika124: heres some insperation for your masterbating
(8:59:31 PM) alika124:
(9:00:26 PM) SenselessJoe: the image didnt go through
(9:00:48 PM) alika124: DAMN
(9:06:41 PM) SenselessJoe: aight im gonna go make some rice crispie treats...
(9:06:48 PM) SenselessJoe: so...
(9:06:54 PM) SenselessJoe: yea im gonna enjoy some tasties
(9:06:58 PM) alika124: again wow

(9:26:50 PM) SenselessJoe: so uhhh...im gonna come over and touch you
(9:29:13 PM) SenselessJoe: like violate you
(9:29:27 PM) alika124: serious shit
(9:29:34 PM) alika124: cause ill get myy rape clothes on
(9:29:44 PM) alika124: the one with the hole by the butt hole
(9:29:45 PM) SenselessJoe: just....unspeakable....nasty.....vile.....thingys
(9:29:55 PM) alika124: magnificent
(9:30:20 PM) alika124: typing typing typing
(9:30:21 PM) SenselessJoe: chris hanson worthy types of acts
(9:30:29 PM) SenselessJoe: only...
(9:30:32 PM) SenselessJoe: i wont be a pedo
(9:30:50 PM) alika124: so... your going to bring a pack of condoms and a mostly drank bottle of booze
(9:31:06 PM) alika124: then bail out once someone starts asking yhou some questions
(9:31:12 PM) SenselessJoe: well i planned on finishing the booze before i get to the dirty work..
(9:31:18 PM) SenselessJoe: and i dont use condoms
(9:31:54 PM) alika124: actually you know if i was caught by chris hanson i would totally play it like im still down to fuck
(9:32:14 PM) alika124: just answer all the questions honestly then be like well sir if you dont mind i came here to get my fuck on and thats what im gonna do
(9:32:17 PM) SenselessJoe: haha yea why not at that point...
(9:32:24 PM) SenselessJoe: especially if you recognize who he is and shit
(9:32:43 PM) alika124: she be baligerent about it
(9:33:16 PM) SenselessJoe: you just bust out the printed convo before chris can
(9:33:25 PM) alika124: i came for some GODDAMN 12 YEAR OLD POON
(9:33:25 PM) alika124: now git out my way
(9:33:42 PM) alika124: hahaha
(9:33:52 PM) SenselessJoe: clearly on page 12 of the print out this bitch said "i would totally let you ball me int he butt"
(9:34:02 PM) SenselessJoe: and thats what im here to do so fuck off this chris
(9:34:09 PM) alika124: yeah no you made a mistake see it says here that i wanted her to suck my asshole clean not lick... but suck
(9:34:39 PM) SenselessJoe: THIS WAS THE TRANSACTION CHRIS: M&M'S FOR ANAL NOW LEAVE ME BE
(9:34:41 PM) alika124: oh yeah i sent that picture
(9:34:48 PM) alika124: damn right i sent that picture
(9:35:01 PM) SenselessJoe: hahaha
(9:35:03 PM) alika124: you ever see a schlong that beautiful mr hanson
(9:35:15 PM) SenselessJoe: its like split between two pages
(9:35:20 PM) alika124: hahaha
(9:36:19 PM) alika124: it needs to be seen and shared by the world chris
(9:36:19 PM) alika124: and first up is that pretty little 12 year old
(9:36:19 PM) alika124: im gunna split her in half. now if you'll excuse me
(9:36:31 PM) alika124: wow make that into a video
(9:36:33 PM) SenselessJoe: hahaha...
(9:36:42 PM) SenselessJoe: wow..that would be totally taken off youtube
(9:36:48 PM) alika124: ahahaha
(9:36:56 PM) alika124: that cool band youtube video
(9:36:58 PM) SenselessJoe: we could steal the concept though
(9:37:03 PM) SenselessJoe: like the whole intervention shit
(9:37:34 PM) alika124: .... so wait are you actually coming by to play with my butt
(9:37:41 PM) alika124: or was that just talk
(9:37:43 PM) SenselessJoe: no i was just teasing...
(9:37:54 PM) alika124: oh...:-(
(9:38:00 PM) alika124: ahahaha emot
(9:38:02 PM) SenselessJoe: im not man enough to follow through with those
(9:38:25 PM) SenselessJoe: every time i hear emot i just seems like it should be a word for bowl movement..
(9:38:35 PM) SenselessJoe: it just rolls off the tongue that way
(9:38:46 PM) alika124: i need to emot my bowels
(9:38:50 PM) alika124: ?
(9:39:03 PM) SenselessJoe: yea
(9:39:14 PM) alika124: i just had a six foot sub time to emot
(9:39:23 PM) SenselessJoe: hahaha
(9:39:33 PM) alika124: well you can turn it into a saying for shit
(9:39:40 PM) alika124: lets start... now
(9:40:09 PM) alika124: ummm... i had to emot all day i have like 3 days worth of backup
(9:40:20 PM) SenselessJoe: oh oh sorta like asian market for vaginas
(9:40:31 PM) alika124: yeah right exactly
(9:40:37 PM) alika124: we are here to shape the future joe
(9:40:45 PM) alika124: one cool saying at a time
(9:41:00 PM) SenselessJoe: so this is why im here...
(9:41:04 PM) alika124: yup
(9:57:10 PM) alika124: k gonna try something tell me if it works
(9:57:13 PM) alika124: dp1
(9:57:16 PM) alika124: nope
(9:57:20 PM) alika124: nevermind
(9:57:26 PM) SenselessJoe: dp? double penetration?
(9:58:18 PM) alika124: yeah no something different
(9:58:26 PM) SenselessJoe: DAMN
(9:58:26 PM) alika124: trying to make a custom smiley
(9:58:31 PM) SenselessJoe: oh i see
(9:58:40 PM) SenselessJoe: well getting DP would make a custom smiley..
(9:58:46 PM) alika124: ahaha
(9:58:50 PM) SenselessJoe: at least it would put a custom smiley on my face..
(9:58:57 PM) alika124: bu dum chi
(9:59:02 PM) SenselessJoe: im not sure i would categorize it as a smiley...
(9:59:24 PM) SenselessJoe: in fact i think it would be sheer overbearing pain..
(9:59:40 PM) SenselessJoe: but who knows
(9:59:42 PM) alika124: how can you get dp'ed by the way?
(9:59:57 PM) SenselessJoe: two dicks in one whole could still be considered right..
(9:59:59 PM) alika124: unless we are counting ass and mouth
(10:00:04 PM) alika124: or double ass
(10:00:04 PM) SenselessJoe: i mean i dont know the rules of DP..
(10:00:19 PM) SenselessJoe: not sure if each dick has to be in a diff hole
(10:00:28 PM) alika124: yeah i dont realy know myslef oddly enough
(10:00:56 PM) alika124: normally i'm down with the rules of engagement
(10:00:59 PM) alika124: but not this time
(10:01:55 PM) SenselessJoe: yea i dunno...
(10:02:47 PM) SenselessJoe: its so odd that i would literally take the time to research this..but i refuse to learn about 80% of information that would actually help me in life
(10:03:16 PM) alika124: welcome to my world
(10:03:16 PM) SenselessJoe: i dont know why that is...but for some reason...
(10:03:41 PM) SenselessJoe: i would rather learn about porn lingo/terminology and rules of penetration and sexual acts...than our nations history
(10:03:49 PM) SenselessJoe: and im actually pretty interested in history
(10:03:57 PM) alika124: really i fucking hate the shit
(10:04:04 PM) alika124: im down with science though
(10:04:13 PM) alika124: and mechanics
(10:04:21 PM) SenselessJoe: i hate math and science only cuz i suck at both
(10:04:21 PM) alika124: refuse to learn either
(10:04:37 PM) alika124: at least on my own time
(10:04:42 PM) SenselessJoe: like if i had to solve a math problem before entering a vagina for the rest of the life i would LITERALLY never get laid again
(10:05:07 PM) SenselessJoe: be right back..i must...EMOT!

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